Monday, January 23, 2012

Nice Hair - Not a PG post

As a Mother, I've learned that when my Daughter says "tada", it usually means something more like "oops".

If your child walks into the room and their hair is all wet and gooey, don't be surprised if you find that they were rummaging through Daddy's drawer in his room and decided that KY Jelly would look really good as a new hair gel product. 

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Shout it out!

If someone comes to your door, and while you are speaking, passes gas, don't be surprised if your 2 year old runs up to the door and shouts out "Ew gwoss, you poo poo!".