Blame the Cat

If you are in the midst of potty training your toddler, and they have an accident on the floor, don't be surprised if when you ask them what happened, they respond with "Dat's kitty mess Momma!".

A Gift

If your child comes in the room flailing a pair of men's boxers around, and you ask her where she got them, don't be too surprised if she replies, "Daddy gave them to me!".

Dramatic Ever?

If you tell your toddler it's lunch time and you are having sandwiches with an avocado tomato salad, try not to laugh when they dramatically act as though they are going to just pass right out with disappointment, because to them, the fact that they wanted pizza instead, is apparently the end of the world!