Wednesday, December 14, 2011

5 gross things your kid might want to share

Almost on a daily basis, your kid will want to share things with you.  Sometimes these things are not so pleasant.  Here is a list of some gross things you child may want to share:

1.  Toothbrush - It never seems to fail that when your child is brushing their teeth, they also want to brush YOUR teeth.  Mind you, they usually don't offer to brush your teeth, until they have already brushed their teeth, a few toys, and maybe a pet or two.

2.  Drinks - If you give your child a drink, they most likely will try and offer you a drink of it too.  Most of the time, it's after they have taken a drink and left you food particles in the bottom of the cup.

3.  Kisses - Young children love to kiss, but in doing so, sometimes you get more than you bargain for.  Although it's the sweetest gesture a Parent can feel, it can also be gross.  You may end up with slobber on your face and lips, or some unwanted left over snack or drink stuck to you..

4.  Food - Many kids love to share their food with you.  It's such a kind thought.  What they don't understand, is that after they have taken a bite, pulling it back out of their mouth and trying to shove it in yours, well, it's just plain gross.  In the lucky event that you get a bite that's not recycled, your child will probably spend some happy minutes trying to take that bite back.

5.  Baths - A bath with your toddler can be a beautiful experience and a wonderful time to bond.  Unfortunately, it can turn into something gross within seconds.  They have been known to be playing one minute, then go to having a strange look on their face, and then the next thing you know, you are bathing with Charlie Browns.

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