Shrek has nothing on my two year old

While cooking dinner, you think you hear your child running in the living room, yelling loudly "I cwean I cwean."  When and if you decide to go see how CLEAN your child is, don't be surprised if you look to find that not only are they NOT CLEAN, but they are also GREEN.  This kiddo ate an avocado, peel and all.  Well, I should say she was wearing an avocado....and she was right, she was "gween".